We interviewed Jennifer Metcalfe once when Maxim UK was a magazine and it was a wonderful experince.
It was like interviewing a sexy mutant cross of Mani, the Cribs and Mel B - and it was all the more wonderful for it.
She the sort of lass who would drink real ale down the pub, puke, then carry on drinking.
She would make crude, inappropriate jokes at your mum and dad's house and then cackle until the crockery trembled.
Hungover, she would cook and down fry-ups with Northern gusto.
She would drive extra fast back from the chippy to make sure your cod wasn't cold and she wouldn't mind if you gently guffed afterwards whilst she watched the soaps.
And she would always look hot, even when she was feeling rough.
She is our perfect woman, and with the gallery below we pay ode to her oneness.
Gawd bless ya Metcalfe!
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