Lindsey Lohan

Promo shots for Machete!

Or maybe it is our problem... what if she's stalking us right now? Maybe she watches us while we sleep, follows us to work, and digs through our bins so she can track down the latest hot chick who sent us fanmail.

Well, if that happens to be the case, Lindsey is very good at her job, because we've never seen her anywhere near us, or our bins, but we have been having some fanmail go missing! Make sure you lovely ladies keep that stuff coming in now...

Right, back to the point. The upcoming (and rather tremendous looking) movie Machete will be with us soon, and Lady Lohan is one of the stars of said feature. Obviously, promo shots must be taken of the stars, and these do not disappoint.

We'll be first in line to see this movie, just like we were first in line to see these promo shots. Oh yes!