Kelly Brook

Naked... again [yawns]

• Our Deputy Editor having dreams about stabbing out Jon Barrowman’s eyes;

• Our Deputy Editor having dreams about cutting John Barrowman into little bits and keeping him in an underground garage port thing;

• Our Deputy Editor having dreams about killing his staffwriter and feeding him bits of John Barrowman until his voice turns "quirky";

• PR companies sending us microwave burgers that look like they’ve been sat on for a week before they’ve been packaged, but if caked in coleslaw and seriously hot tabasco chilli and honey sauce actually taste rather nice;

• One of our writers wearing T-shirts with cats’s faces on the front. (Not faeces, faces. That would be even worse.);

• Kelly Brook getting naked in magazines a lot.

Now, there’s one of these things that we get paid money to talk about and it’s nothing to do with our acute hatred of Saturday night telly hosts or nuclear beef products. Yes, it’s Kelly Brook.

If we had to write a list of people who we would like to see naked more often about two months ago, Kelly Brook would be top of that list and now she’s doing it all the time!

Mental eh. If we'd known that we'd now officially be psychic! Ah well, check out the recent cover of Love magazine here and check out the rest of the shoot by CLICKING HERE.