• Our Deputy Editor having dreams about cutting John Barrowman
into little bits and keeping him in an underground garage port thing;
• Our Deputy Editor having dreams about killing his staffwriter and feeding him bits of John Barrowman until his voice turns "quirky";
• PR companies sending us microwave burgers that look like
they’ve been sat on for a week before they’ve been packaged, but if caked in
coleslaw and seriously hot tabasco chilli and honey sauce actually taste rather
nice;
• One of our writers wearing T-shirts with cats’s faces on
the front. (Not faeces, faces. That would be even worse.);
• Kelly Brook getting naked in magazines a lot.
Now, there’s one of these things that we get paid money to
talk about and it’s nothing to do with our acute hatred of Saturday night telly hosts or
nuclear beef products. Yes, it’s Kelly Brook.
If we had to write a list of people who we would like to see naked more often about two months ago, Kelly Brook would be top of that list and now she’s doing it all the time!
Mental eh. If we'd known that we'd now officially be psychic! Ah well, check out the recent cover of Love magazine here and check
out the rest of the shoot by CLICKING HERE.

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