We like Bianca Gascoigne.
We saw her recently on that amusingly/irritatingly/nauseatingly British daytime programme, Coach Trip giggling herself into a frenzy with her well-endowed pal, Imogen Thomas.
They wore wide smiles and loads of low-cut tops. They pointed at lots of ancient artefacts and giggled. And they got into on-air barneys with othe celeb couples who thought themeselves more intelligent, but who were clearly no fun to be around whatsoever.
WE LIKE FUN.
SO WE LIKE BIANCA GASCOIGNE.
We imagine things are sillier with her around.
- Making poached eggs in the morning would be silly.
- Walking to work in wellies and big hats would be silly.
- Watching someone slip up in the ice and severely injury themselves would warrant giggles and laughter.
This list doth go on.
What we're really trying to say:
WE HOPE WE GET BIANCA GASCOIGNE IN OUR STOCKING THIS CHRISTMAS, SHE'S OUR KIND OF ACE.
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