Emily Scott

She is OUR fit!

What you have to understand about Emily Scott is that she's fit. Not in the sense that she injects unpronounceable pharmaceuticals into her botty or anything like that. We mean fit in the sense that SHE IS VERY BEAUTIFUL AND LOVELY AND we'd like nothing more than to have our faces attached to her chest FOREVER.

You're not getting us are you?

It's like this: We're not bothered whether she can run up Ben Nevis with 40kg of Cornish pebbles in her Karrimor rucksack and bench press her own weight in Roy of the Rovers annuals, we are more interested in her boobies and her lovely comely smile and the fact that she looks "REET SEXY" when she wears very little and poses in front of expensive cameras and light reflection devices.

SHE IS FIT, but she probably can't swim for eight hours non-stop and then win a game of Fast Connect 4.

SHE IS FIT because we say she is.

SHE IS OUR FIT.

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