Abbey Clancy

Matalan bikini shoot!

Peter Crouch didn't get much time to put his lanky, robotic stamp on South Africa 2010, but in the furore of our poor performances and wretched exit from the tournament it would appear that he has forgotten to top up his missus' bank account!

Abbey Clancy has been modelling for Matalan in the time Crouchy's been warming South African benches you see, and she's been doing a mighty fine job of making some very affordable bikinis look a million dollars.

So lads, all you need do this summer before you and the lady nick off to La Manga is whip her downtown to Matalan and part wiht a tenner and then she's look just like Abbey Clancy.

Job done.