Ten "foul-mouthed" things pop's party prioncess said when we stuck a dictaphone in her smutty direction. Seriously, she more unkempt than a warthog's Barnet. Ace!
ON HER NEW-FOUND FAME
"I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone sometimes – I need to seriously pinch my leg. I'm like, "Am I sleeping? Is this real?"
ON APPEARING AT THE GRAMMY'S
"I had to check my head. At one point Ringo Starr came over and said, "Congratulations." I was like, "Congratulations on being a fucking Beatle, Man." That was awkward."
ON KATY PERRY AND SAME-SEX SNOGGING
"Oh yeah [I've kissed a girl]. I don't remember if I've ever done it with Katy, but I've kissed some bitches in my life."
ON TELLING IT HOW IT IS
"I think people are shocked [at my songs] because I speak the way I would to my closest friends – the good, the bad and the ugly."
ON BAD CHAT-UP LINES
"Wanna know my favourite? This guy said, "Oh, my God, did you just fart? 'Cause you blew me away!" I was like, "Ew!""
ON RICH MEN HITTING ON YOUNG WOMEN
"While they're hitting on you, their toupee is about to fall into your drink, and they don't know it. They make you wanna throw up sober."
ON WEEING IN DOM PERIGNON
"Me and my friends get bored in LA and crash house parties. Cruise, crash, destroy... and then bail. Anyway, I think champagne is gross and kind of tastes like pee. So to show my disdain for it, I pee in the bottles."
ON BEING THE DEFINITION OF 'PARTY GIRL'
"If you mean I'm a walking good time, then hells yeah. But I'm not wasted and stumbling out of clubs and getting DUIs. I'm not that kind of party girl. I may be blonde and fun as balls, but I'm not a moron."
ON BEARDS AND MYOPIA
"I like guys with beards who don't see very well. That way they can't see any other hot girls."
ON BEARDS AND BEING SINGLE
"If I met a chubby, bearded man with glasses who didn't mind being covered in glitter, maybe we could talk. I have yet to find such a man."
ON BEARDS AND GLITTER
"If you're wearing glitter and make out with a dude with a beard – which are the only kind of dudes I make out with anyways – it stays there for at least three days. It makes it look like they've been out with a stripper, so no other girls will make out with them."
ON BRUSHING HER TEETH WITH JACK DANIEL'S
"I woke up in Vegas once and there was no toothpaste. There was Jack
Daniel's. I figured it would be good for my morning breath."
ON HER MAXIM SHOOT
"I love you guys. It felt pretty cool prancing around like a mega-babe. Usually my shoots aren't super-sexy, but you guys got me all sexed-up. This is definitely the most naked I've ever got in front of a camera. Except for maybe when I was a baby."
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