Wedding Crashers

Wedding Smashers!

	Little did the girls know that our photographer was also an accredited vicar, and that by removing their tops they were consenting to marriage with us

There are some people who don't care for nudity, heavy drinking and entertaining speeches. Those people are advised to avoid the public lavatories near our office between 9am and 3pm weekdays. And they should also skip the Wedding Crashers, the film where Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson trick female wedding guests into bed. These females, here, in this feature!

We used a similar tactic in this photoshoot - little did the girls know that our photographer was also an accredited vicar, and that by removing their tops they were consenting to marriage with us in the eyes of the Lord. So now we have six wives! Like that guy from that book!

Summer Altice

Have you ever dated a man who wears Chinese pyjamas, like Will Ferrell's character does in the film?

I've been asked out by a guy who was more like Will's character in A Night At The Roxbury. We were at a bar and he had on a purple shirt and slacks. He walked up to me and said, 'So, what's up? Wanna go fuck?' I was like, 'Oh, my God. I was totally thinking the same thing. Let me just tell my friends, and I'll be right back.' Then I told him that his line was the worst, most pathetic thing I'd ever heard.

Are men intimidated by you?

Guys tend to gawk at me. I'm like, 'Just come say hi.' Well, not if I'm with my boyfriend. Then that might be awkward. It's kind of lurky. It's like a cartoon we used to have called Rainbow Brite. There was Murky and Lurky. They live in the dark land.

Right. Are weddings a good place for a man to get lucky?

The best place to meet a guy is through your friends, concerts, sporting events, the supermarket... Bars are cool, but clubs - no way. If you meet a guy at a club, it usually means he's on the search. A guy at a bar is more laid back.

Do you ever get violent?

I played volleyball in high school. I once spiked a ball so hard I broke a girl's nose. The centre wasn't where she was supposed to be, so I taught her a lesson.

Karen Miller

You had to snog Will Ferrell in the film. Was that weird?

Originally, my part didn't call for any kissing, but then I got to the set, read the script and I was like, 'Wait, now I have a make-out session with Will Ferrell? Oh my God!' It was fine. He was very respectful. There wasn't any tongue action or anything. But I was so nervous. When it came down to the moment, I just sort of closed my eyes and leaned in, and we did it.

Your character gets off with his character at a funeral. Is grief nature's aphrodisiac?

Yeah, I can see that. When girls are sad they need some lovin' - a hug and a sweet little kiss. Maybe more.

In real life, has anyone ever pretended to you they were someone they weren't?

Oh, yeah - especially here in LA. I get 'I'm an agent', or 'I'm a CEO'. I've even had offers like, 'Come live at my house, and you'll have an allowance and a car.' It's crazy out here - you'll be at a red light and someone will get out of his car and give you his card.

Have you ever pretended to be someone else?

Back home, in Mississippi, I was at a bar, and this really drunk guy said, 'I'm going to this party, and you should really come with me.' And I thought, 'How rude - you don't even know my name.' So I said, 'You know what? I'm not going to the party with you, but I'll give you my phone number. I lied about the number and told him my name was Jenny. The guy was such an idiot.

 

Camille Anderson

Would you recommend wedding crashing as a way for men to meet ladies?

When a woman goes to a wedding without a date, it's like this whole emotional experience for her. She starts thinking about her future and how she'd love to meet the love of their life. It's a perfect time for a guy to slip on in and go for it. And if I saw a guy crying at a wedding ceremony, I would totally fall for that.

After you meet Owen Wilson in the film, you fall back onto a bed with him. Did you use a stunt double for that?

No. I have a really adventurous spirit. I like to push myself to extremes. The craziest thing I ever did was bungee jump in Africa. All of these local guys ran the thing, so the safety standards were a bit lax. They wrote these numbers on my arms - which looked to me like a death number they could use in the morgue, to identify me, but it was really how much I weighed and the order I jumped in.

What's the most despicable pick-up strategy you've ever encountered?

Guys in LA love to go with the producer thing. They love to give you their card, and it says just their name and 'producer'. That's always a tip-off because, hey, you know, real producers always walk around with a card that says 'producer'.

Rachel Sterling

Have you ever been chatted up at a wedding?

No, but I've been picked up at a funeral. And we have really good sex, too. I felt like sort of a bastard doing it. Here I am, supposed to be sad, and I'm getting it on. It was dirty and funny and awesome. I never called that guy again - I mean, how do you top that?

Your scenes in the film are at a Chinese wedding. Are you Chinese?

I'm part Mexican, Apache and Korean. How did that happen, you ask? A lot of liquor. The wedding scene was crazy. I was jumping up and down with a bottle of champagne, and I chipped my tooth on it. But I just kept on dancing.

We first noticed you when you were trampolining on an American TV show called The Man Show.

I hated the trampoline. It was dangerous. They had all these cameras set around it, and you could fall into them. Then they would stick another girl on the trampoline with you, and because I'm smaller than everyone else, I got bounced around all over the place. It was very scary. I don't think there is anything cute about the jiggling.

You've also been in a few beer adverts. Do you like beer?

I used to drink beer, but I stopped. If you watch The Man Show, every episode I'm on I get fatter, because I was drinking all day. By the end of the night I would be leaning on the host, Jimmy Kimmel, slurring my words. I hit on Jimmy. I never had a chance. I don't think I was funny enough for him. I'm telling myself it's because we worked together and not because he didn't like me.

Naureen Zaim

Have you ever actually crashed a wedding?

Six months ago my girlfriend and I were in Greece. We looked in this one bar, and someone was breaking plates over a guy's head. I said, 'Wait a minute - that's a wedding!' This woman asked us to come in, and all of a sudden I'm sitting at the head table with the family. There was this nerdy 14-year-old boy with a unibrow, and I danced with him. All of his friends thought he was cool.

Apparently you're a boxer? That can't be right.

I'm a semi-pro boxer. I'm six times undefeated, with two knockouts. The quickest I've ever knocked someone to the ground was 20 seconds. Another girl couldn't get up because she broke her tailbone.

Why were you cast as a Hindu in the film?

They picked me, even though I'm not Hindu or Indian - I'm half-Pakistani. I'm very Catholic. But who cares? I have one scene where I jump around and dance with all the wedding guests, and I explode a champagne bottle all over them. They were extras wearing their own clothes, so they weren't happy about it.

Do you consider yourself a 'perfect 10'?

I've had men call me a 'Renaissance woman', because I excel at everything I do. Everything .

Ivana Bozilovic

Before The Wedding Crashers, you played Naomi in the film Van Wilder. Do men come up to you and tell you that 'Naomi' spelt backwards is 'I moan'? Or do they not do that?

I have guys come up to me all the time and say, 'I know you!' I'm like, 'Shut up!' I thought Van Wilder was funny. I'm not easily offended.

Even when, in Wedding Crashers, Vince Vaughn shouts, 'Bull's eye!' up seeing the tattoo above your arsehole?

It wasn't a real tattoo. It took, like, five days of scrubbing to get that thing off. That was a weird area to try to get things off of. I would get a tattoo, but I want to find something meaningful. Maybe I should get one that says 'Naomi'.

Has a man ever pretended to be someone he wasn't just to get in your pants?

No. I'm usually the person who makes stuff up. I think it's fun to see how long you can go without being busted. I've told guys I was a teacher and a dental hygienist. I once told a guy I was a police officer, and he actually believed me.

Everyone in The Wedding Crashers seems drunk. Was there a lot of booze on the set?

I wish. It takes lots of tequila for me to dance well, and they wouldn't supply that on the set. When I did Van Wilder, they let me drink. The only thing they had was Jägermeister, though. I had a bedroom scene, and I took a shot, and I was so much more relaxed. Great, now I'm gonna sound like a big alcoholic!