Rhian Sugden

Exclusive 2011 Calendar Pics!

Rhian Sugden is a racy little minx and seeing Rhian Sugden in racy, minxy little photos is not good for our health.

- Our heart increases beats erratically like a scratched Aphex Twin record and glides around our chests like a giddy boomerang;

- Our cute little mouth becomes dry and flaky, our cutesy voice barely fathomable through the whitened walls of our throat;

- Our undercarriage becomes all loose and needy, like a 50-year-old tarot card reader, slightly inebriated at your dad's birthday party;

- And our hands sweat like the gushing rivers of Babylon.

WE WANT TO HUG RHIAN SUGDEN SO BAD IT HURTS OUR VERY SOUL.

AND THEN WE WANT TO DIE.

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