Kelly Brook

Please sir, we'd like some more!

We sure as hell aren't gonna say no!

If she was a breakfast cereal, she'd be called Brookabix, advertised by the finest sportsmen alive. She'd be good for you, part of your 5 a day and make all the women swoon whenever they see you. We're talking two tickets to the gun show.

Here she is demonstrating what its like to live (naked) day-to-day life with the pant wetting fear of not having something to hold onto. The examples she kindly provides us with are a sheet, her hair, and our personal favourite, her boobs. We chose her boobs above all else because not only are they rather fantastic, they also have the ability to make us feel all safe and sound as well. Among other things too. We don't think her fearful condition been named yet, so we'll take the opportunity to just wish her well, and say HOLD YOURSELF TOGETHER!

Or let us do it, we like helping those in need...

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