Milla Jovovich

A sight for sore eyes, not-so-sore eyes, eyes that aren't sore at all, and everything in between

Is there a more beautiful woman in the world than Milla Jovovich? Infact, is there anything in the world full stop that can even touch Jovovich's starry-shining wonder?

The sight of Messrs Ferdinand and Rooney lifting a certain gold trophy in South Africa this summer?

A beachy, balmy Iberian sunset with an 18-year-old pole dancer massaging your shoulders?

The sight of a roast dinner after four years in the Borneo jungles living off insects and rice?

A nice man in overalls delivering you a lifetime supply of Crunchies?

A fat journalist nutmegging Angus Deayton at a charity football match?

Okay, so some of these things do come close and a few of them we'd actually rather see in retrospect. Which kind of defeats our point.

Still, good photos aren't they. We like the one on the bed where she's obviously naked but is covering up her ladybits with a pristine white sheet. Glorious stuff.