Eliza Dushku

There's a hole in my bucket, dear Liza, dear Liza...

Let us be realistic here, huh? HUH!

If Eliza Patricia Dushku was being handed a bucket she wouldn’t be getting one with a hole in it. She’d be getting one with a reinforced bottom handed to her by a male model with pristine fingernails and fake pecs. And it would be made of shiny precious metals and full of expensive hand creams and shit. IT WOULD NOT HAVE A HOLE IN IT!

It was just a reference to that “There's a Hole in My Bucket” infinite-loop type song people used to sing in the days before computer games and MTV. The days before Eliza Dushku. Which makes it even less relevant.

Anyway, the usual thing to do in these virtual holes is to write about the star of the pictures in question. So...

[Writes very fast]...

She’s a massive fan of her “big brother” Joss Whedon, after her recurring appearances as Faith on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spinoff series Angel. She also starred in two short-lived Fox series, Tru Calling and Dollhouse. She has also appeared in several films, including True Lies, The New Guy, Bring It On, Wrong Turn and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. And she has nice breasts, which is especially noticeable when they are pressed up against lycra tops.

[Resumes normal writing speed]

Job done, now check out the pictures for goodness sake…