Danielle Lloyd

Freemans catalogue you-should-buy-these-knickers shoot!

There was a desperate time in what we are calling THE HALLOWED AND SLIGHTLY DEPRAVED HISTORY OF OUR EXISTENCE which meant that the delivery of a new Freemans catalogue was an exciting and pivotal moment in our sexual development.

In the heady days before finding used pornos in bushes and "the internet" – getting a new Freemans catalogue through the post was like having your own weight delivered in greasy Latvian bottom porn.

It had a knicker department!

And some see-through bra!

And a paltry shower section!

FILTHY, EH!

Anyway, we now live in a much more open, downright sexier world. So much so that Freemans are getting serial WAG Danielle Lloyd and her massive breasts to advertise their wares instead of unknown models with their heads cut off.

Oh, to be young again...