SEE THE INCREDIBLE WET N WILD GALLERY HERE!
Holly Valance is one of our favourite people on Planet Earth.
We like our mum the best (she does a great lamb roast). Then Kirsty Gallagher (she does a lovely pork roast). AND THEN HOLLY VALANCE (we've never even tasted one of her roasts!)!
What more is there to say about this antipodean sexbomb? Plenty actually...
Her eyes are like little dewy puddles kissed gently by the morning rain.
Her cheeks are like little pockets of laughter full of baby duck feathers and fairy dust.
Her mouth allows her to speak AND pout AND sing quite bad pop ballads.
Her forehead is geometrically perfect according to Fibonacci's Golden Ratio, a ratio which occurs everywhere from her horny earlobes to her sweet, sweet nostril hair!
And her chin! You could write a short story in Latin about her chin and even the hardiest of hardy souls would weep their eyes off in abject, teary wonder.
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