Sometimes we get our girlfriend to dress up in a football kit. It's not that we get turned on by it or anything, we actually style her hair like ours too and then send her out on the pitch in our place on a hungover Sunday. Our manager doesn't care, sometimes the sideline is a more forgiving place and the showers are apparently more fun afterwards.
Course, the girlfriend we speak of is not Marisol Gonzalez.
Apparently Gonzalez has a peach of a left foot and a great engine. A very box-to-box sort of player who makes the pitch look bigger with her array of passing and has a donkey of a shot on her. If our girlfriend were Marisol then we would have won and be in the next round of the cup.
Our girlfriend's crap. She can barely kick the ball let alone do anything constructive with it whilst another human beng is trying to get it off her. Hey-ho.
The point we've rather strayed from here, and probably what we should point out now is that Marisol Gonzalez is an uber-fit type and IF YOU CLICK HERE YOU'LL SEE A FANTASTIC PHOTOSET OF HER IN VARIOUS STATES OF UNDRESS ADORNING VARIOUS FOOTBALL GARMS.
We doth recommend it.
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