Denise Milani Insane VIDEO

Sweet Mother of God!

If we were Victor Frankenstein and had the mad genius to create life from death, we would make sure our monster ended up looking exactly like Denise Milani. Then we would keep her in a special castlee where we would treat her like the only woman on Earth, and nobody would ever be allowed into our special castle, and when we got old we would make sure we left instructions to bring us back to life so we could spend eternity with our Denise Milani monster.

That's what we would do if we were Victor Frankenstein. But that's just nonsense, isn't it? What we really do is post pathetic messages on Denise's MySpace page urging her to contact us next time she is in the UK. Sad, really.

But you can see what is driving us mad, can't you? Can't you? The bottom video is the killer...