Bad Music, Great Breasts

Musical cleavage spillers

After Katherine McPhee's top-heavy performance on Conan O'Brien's Tonight Show the other week, we've uncovered a music industry trend for hot women with VERY LARGE BREASTS in small REVEALING clothes. Sadly, we are LESS keen on the music...

1) KATHARINE McPHEE

Watch the video here

2) JESSICA SIMPSON (this video doesn't even have her original singing. WTF?!? Still, it's awful just the same, so the principle's still there)

3) MARIAH CAREY (yeah, she's got a voice, and?)

4) KEELEY HAZELL (nothing against Keeley at all - she's a lovely girl - but we're pretty certain the reason she landed a recording contract was due to the giant orbs in her top)

5) GERI HALLIWELL (pop singers please learn: NEVER, NEVER go the Latin route. It's not clever, it's not pretty. The footage of you CAVORTING ROUND IN A SKIMPY BIKINI, though, is pretty. See the dance remix below for EXTRA CLEAVAGE and marginally less annoying music)

SEXY VERSION

6) ZOE (some '90s club anthem sung by a very hot chick, who could definitely benefit from a marginally lower top)

7) KATIE PRICE aka JORDAN (turn up *LOUD*...we DARE you)