CONTENDER 1: Pixie Lott
Ubiquitous hippy chick Pixie flaunts her luscious legs from a pair of barely registerable denim cut-offs, giving the Guitar Hero 5 game unprecedented sex power.
The case for Lott
"The
glow emanating from those toned, youthful and bronzed creations that
stretch wondrously forth from delectable cuts of denim, presents upon
this world a divine aura of unmistakeable beauty and fervent power.
This delivers upon my trousers an insatiable, biting throb that no hand
can sate!"
Carlos, Dorchester
CONTENDER 2: Sarah Harding
The Girls Alouder delivers a splendid new meaning to the phrase 'squeaky bum time', squeezing her leggy bottom-half into creaky leather shorts for 'kid's' (?) film St. Trinian's 2. And then bending over.
The case for Harding
"The way that closely adorned black material tautens and flattens against the contours of Ms Harding's pert posterior each time she stoops forward, echoing out a soft creaking sound to create a tantalising and dreamy ambience of untold erotic fantasy... This inflicts upon me an immovable, giant snake-like shape in my crotch!"
Dave, Bristol
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