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Lily Allen on Courtney Love
“I am not BFs with C (Courtney) Love, one night with her
made me realize why Kurt (Cobain) killed himself. I nearly checked into rehab.”
“The Beckham are sickening. Everyone knows Victoria is a
monster. I’d rather shoot myself between the eyes than be a WAG.”
Lily Allen on Cheryl Cole
“She is just a
bitch. She represents everything I hate. She is stupid, superficial and as ugly
outside as inside.”
Lily Allen on Ashley Cole
“He is the worst, he disgusts me. He jumps on everything that moves.”
Lily Allen on Ashley Cole again
“I am not criticising just to criticise, but I have met him
several times. He is revolting.”
Lily Allen on footballers
“It’s ridiculous, I hate it. Footballers aren’t there to
show off in London, but to play football. Mind you, they are probably too
stupid to understand that. Especially the English ones.”
Lily Allen on footballers again
“They go out everywhere they can find alcohol for too much money and sex for
nothing.”
Lily Allen on Amy Winehouse
“I’m fatter and shittier than Amy Winehouse”
Lily Allen on cricket commentary
“In other news, I think I fancy Graham Onions more than
Freddie now. I've heard he goes for days. But Freddie Flintoff is so fit”
Lily Allen still going on about cricket
“I think I might try and get into cricket commentary once
I've finished singing “
Lily Allen on cocaine
“The only story is that drugs are bad and they will kill you
- you will become a prostitute, a rapist or a dealer. But that’s not true. I
know lots of people who take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to
work. But we never hear that side of the story.”
Lily Allen on dealing drugs
“I was a drug dealer in Ibiza at 15. I did not excel in drug
dealing - I was terrible at it. Golden rule with drug dealing - don't get too
enthusiastic with your own merchandise.”
Lily Allen on not getting enough rumpy-pumpy
“I'd like to say work and sex have replaced drugs but
there's not been enough time off work for sex. This must change.”
Lily Allen on Perez Hilton
“Perez Hilton is an irritating wasp in the beautiful rose
garden that is my life.”
Lily Allen on Lindsey Lohan
“I can’t wait until Lindsay Lohan goes to jail. ‘Boo hoo
hoo. I’m going to jail.’ Good. Does that mean you’ll stop showing me your pussy
now?”
Lily on going topless on her holidays
“I don’t like wearing bikini tops because it leaves me with
tan lines.”
Lily Allen on coping with partners who can’t “throw the leg”
"If they are no good at having sex then it really upsets me.
I think, ‘God, this is someone I’d like to spend the rest of my life with. But
I cannot face having bad sex.’ You’ve either got it or you don’t!”
Lily Allen on her brother’s manhood
“When I lived at home, Alfie’s (her brother) room was
opposite the main bathroom, and I would have a bath in the morning and it never
had a lock on the door and Alfie would get up and come in for a wee, he has got
a huge penis.” – Lily Allen
Lily Allen on men in the sack
“...men generally are more selfish in bed than women because
they know how it’s going to end. We don’t!”
'If men are no good at having sex then it really upsets me. I think, ‘God, this is someone I’d like to spend the rest of my life with. But I cannot face having bad sex.’ You’ve either got it or you don’t!” 
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