Keeley Hazell is a bit of alright. And when say "a bit of alright" we actually mean "the girl of our best dream that we've ever had who we would sell our grandmother's soul and favourite broach to our worst enemy just to be near enough to smell her foot sweat". Not that we're a bit weird or anything. We just have no discernible shame. Or dignity. 
The girl of our best dream that we've ever had who we would sell our grandmother's soul and favourite broach to our worst enemy just to be near enough to smell her foot sweat 
Anyway, we've compiled some of Keeley's sexiest quotes (below), you can CLICK HERE FOR A MASSIVE GALLERY OF HER IN THE NUDE and if you scroll down you can witness a video of her naked in the bath and in the shower!
Pretty good, eh? Yeah, we thought so...
Keeley Hazell on being naked
"If I just got out of the bath I won't bother to get
dressed, I'll walk around naked."
Keeley Hazell on Formula 1
"The British Grand Prix is my first opportunity to see
Formula 1 cars in action and I can't wait. Fast cars and boys – what more could
a girl want?"
Keeley Hazell on our national game
"I'm not much of a sporty girl, but I'll watch when
England play."
"I love everything about fashion; it's an obsession for
me. I also enjoy socialising, watching films and eating out at nice
restaurants."
Keeley Hazell on interesting bedroom accoutrements
“Ice cream is sexy… if used in the right way.”
Keeley Hazell on more interesting bedroom accoutrements
“I've heard ice cubes are nice in the bedroom.”
Keeley Hazell on the sun making her frisky
“The sun makes me frisky.”
Keeley Hazell on her favourite thing she’s ever had in her
hand
“Well, I have a few ideas what you want me to say, but I'm
going to resist….so, the favourite thing I have ever held in my hand is an ice
cream!”
Keeley Hazell on going topless
“I know there is a stigma to topless modeling, but I'm not
sure I understand it. Kate Moss
is always photographed without her top on, but she doesn't get any grief. Why
me?”
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