Elle Liberachi

The Tears Will Roll

	There's hundreds of places where this shoot could have been done: in my house or in my mate John's Fiat Tipo are just two very quick suggestions.

If Elle Liberachi wasn't obscenely beautiful, dead sexy and just a little bit of allllllright, these shots would probably be quite annoying.

It's bad enough going to a barber's anyway, isn't it? The last thing you want is only one chair in use because some stunning model (who you will probably never be intimate with or even speak to) is having her photos done for an ace little website.

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"I don't give a shitty piss if there's  aMaxim shoot going on, Roger, I JUST WANT MY FUCKING HAIR CUT!

There's hundreds of places where this shoot could have been done: in my house or in my mate John's Fiat fucking Tipo are just two very quick suggestions. It's fucking easy this location stuff, isn't it?

FUCKING THINK ABOUT IT!

Now, because of this terrible inconvenience, MY HAIR WILL BE A WINDSWEPT, TANGLY MESS FOR A LITTLE BIT LONGER THAN IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN! I hope you're pleased with your self Elle Liberachi. [Points at Elle] And you James Rudland. [Points at James] You have ruined my day completely!

And you don't even look like you care..."

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Note to disgruntled readers who feel put out by this: Not one man's trip to the barber shop/haircut was affected by this shoot. It was a set-build. Not a real barber shop.

Note to people who believe things most people wouldn't: It wasn't even Elle Liberachi in the shoot! It was me in an Elle Liberachi costume.

Note to self: Must get hair cut soon. It's longer than i would like it to be.

Last note on this article: If we ever shoot Elle again, let's do it in a kitchen. Then we can use the headline: Elle's Kitchen.