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On sexual fantasy
I fancy group sex. Ideally with as many people as possible, every one of them giving me their undivided attention. How good would that be? I'd probably be wearing nothing but high heels or boots.
On death
I think once you're dead, you're dead. I mean, coming back as a fly? Why?
On reincarnation
Seriously, I want to come back as a fly on the wall so I can watch murders being committed and then be in court to see all the lies that the murderer spouts. I'm really interested in all that.
On men
All I want is a gentleman. I'm sick to bloody death of bastards.
On rough sex
I do like my hair being pulled from time to time, it's like a pair of reins, innit?
On drink
I get really saucy after a few drinks. Sexy rude, not obnoxious rude.
On lingerie
I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers.
On money
Men seem to think that Page 3 girls are only interested in money. Money doesn't impress me at all. Not in the slightest.
On dreams
Some mornings I wake up and hardlydare open my eyes in case all the wonderful things that have been happening to me turn out to be just a dream. If that happens, the first thing I'll do is to check whether my boobs are still there. To find they were just a figment of my imagination would be my very worst nightmare
On her big break
When I was 17 I sent a picture up to an agency, and within a week I was in The Sun five days in a row.
On outdoor sex
I wouldn't say I'm obsessed with sex, but like any healthy girl, I like it a lot. You can't beat sex outdoors and there's not many places I haven't done it.
On fame
Some people may be famous for creating a pencil sharpner. I'm famous for my tits.
On plastic surgery
I was a nervous wreck and really started panicking when the doctor came in and drew, in felt tip pen where he was going to cut. I was convinced the anaesthetic wouldn't work and I'd feel everything. I was so scared that when they tried to put me out I wouldn't go under. I almost broke the doctor's hand because I was squeezing it so much.
On personality
I'm about a million different personalities. I can be nice one minute and then really bloody evil. Evil can be fun, you know.
On skirts
Macro minis are what I like. Preferably the ones that come to just under the arse cheek. That's when I drop my bag, bend over and pretend to struggle to pick it up. They'd be more sexy worn without knickers, but I'm not getting my bread and butter out.
On gadgets
I'd love to road test one of those remote controlled vibrators. I'd get one for my boyfriend and test it on him too.
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