Tera Patrick

Sexy Playmate

Back in the 80s, the only slither of video game titillation was seeing the back of the blonde girl's head in Out Run on our Spectrum 48K. Kinky eh? All virtual women were 2-D freaks with big lego heads, and voices like Stephen Hawking. Nowadays, things couldn't be more different. In what can only be described as a marketing masterstroke, computer executives have frantically started signing up stupidly hot woman to star in, be based on, or voice the characters in their video games.

The latest video vixen to go under the CGI knife is adult star Tera Patrick. From March 2009, the sexy brunette will be available as a downloadable character in Saint's Row 2 - a game that already features the vocal talents of My Name is Earl's Jaime Pressley and Tru Calling's Eliza Dushku. Quite how an acne-ridden teen will cope with the combined sexual purrings of Tera, Jaime and Eliza we can only speculate. But we're reckoning it can't be worst than when we first saw a picture of Pacman's wife. Phwoar.