Nina Muschallik

'All I can remember were these big boobs in my face!' says Nina Muschallik from Sky One's Dream Team. 'They all got pissed beforehand and just charged. It was terrifying.' She's talking about a football match against some glamour models, but also unwittingly describing a Maxim job interview.
Nina's previously starred as a Russian whore in a Bond film, and a lesbian lover in a French and Saunders comedy. All that sauce, and yet shockingly she's only ranked as 369th hottest woman ever, according to one celeb website out there. 'Those polls never make sense,' she whinges. We point out that the Queen came in at number 3,429.
'See?' exclaims Nina, 'she's much sexier than me!'
Season 8 of Dream Team is on Sky One in the autumn.