Zoe Ball

'You've changed'. No doubt, estranged hubby Norman's exact sentiments, but in an ironic twist, also the line that Zoe is promoting on behalf of the new strength Heineken. Changed indeed. From neglected housewife to ballsy supervixen. Never mind that she had a fling with an obscure DJ, who'd look more at home behind a Big Issue than a pair of decks.
At least there's hope for all of us. Captured here by photographer Rankin, posing as a '50s Hollywood glamour girl, there's more than a touch of Jessica Rabbit about Ms Ball's vampish new look. So take heed gentlemen. Pay more attention to your record collection than your good lady and you may never unearth the sex bomb on the sofa next to you.