Back in the day, when teams from around the country knew little of one another, the coach ride probably took on a different tone if the Hammers or the Vikings laid in wait...
The implication: Beat them and they will stab you. Repeatedly. In turn. Forever. Real reason for name: Based on club name.
Watford: THE HORNETS
The implication: Angry bastards who eat wasps and shit venom. Real reason for name:Colour of strip
Sunderland: BLACK CATS
The implication: Red-eyed, nimble, curse-asserting mercenaries who hang around with witches. Real reason for name: Named after the Black Cat gun battery which stood on the River Wear
Man Utd, Crawley Town: THE RED DEVILS
The implication: Possessed evildoers who live in the hearts of all who deny God. Evil, conniving sluts. Real reason for name: It sounds good.
Bristol Rovers: THE PIRATES
The implication: "We have wooden legs, patches on our eyes and parrots. Oh, and we kill people for ear-rings." Real reason for name: Local links to shipping.
Wolverhampton Wanderers: WOLVES
The implication: You are their impending prey. They hunt in packs, will outsmart you then chew on your shins. Real reason for name: Shortening of club name.
Derby County: THE RAMS
The implication: Love a good headbutt and in cahoots with Lucifer and Sarah Palin. Real reason for name: From the folk song "The Derby Ram"
West Ham: THE HAMMERS
The implication: Will hammer you. At football. Then with hammers. Which hurts. Real reason for name: Former Iron Works team.
Hudddersfield Town: THE TERRIERS
The implication: Will bite your ankles down to the bone and chew your wife's chin off. Real reason for name: Named after the Yorkshire Terrier.
Crystal Palace: THE EAGLES
The implication: Violent carnivores who will peck your fucking eyes out. Real reason for name: Stolen from Benfica.
Arsenal: THE GUNNERS
The implication: Trigger happy fucknuts who will kill you with hot lead. Real reason for name: Founders worked in a local arms factory.
Doncaster Rovers: THE VIKINGS
The implication: Clubbed-up, axed-up pillaging nutcases who will set themselves on fire if you beat them. Real reason for name: No-one knows, but they probably just thought it sounded "cool"/"hard".
Hull City: TIGERS
The implication: Eats wolves and humans for breakfast (as opposed to Frosties). Real reason for name: Colour of home strip.
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