Roger Murtaugh: Have you ever met anybody you didn't kill?
Martin Riggs: Well, I haven't killed you yet.

Louis: Looking good, Billy Ray!
Billy Ray: Feeling good, Louis!

Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.

Bubba: Have you ever been on a real shrimp boat?
Forrest Gump: No, but I've been on a real big boat.

[Both]: "YMCA, it's fun to stay at the..." etc etc

Axel Foley: Billy, you know, you don't have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard. Your dick is supposed to get hard. See? That's the whole object of this. Taggart's dick is hard, but he won't let you know 'cause he's the boss. Boss' dick got to stay limp, right? See, I ain't on duty so my dick can be hard.

[Both, in 1993]: We have just bought some property in Peterborough, we are going to convert one of the rooms into a studio. At present, we have a studio set up in one of our parents homes which makes it very difficult to develop any ideas we may have at 3 in the morning. Also, we will be renting the studio out to other groups should they wish to use it.

Crouch: About three years ago I used to dream about being a dwarf. I was walking round a bar and I couldn’t see anything, and nobody could see me. It was completely surreal.

[Shaun Ryder]: "Patrick Cox makes fucking good shoes, man. they're better than FILA."

Frank: "Know what I mean, 'Arry?"
Harry: [baffled]

Sonny Crockett: Man, it's so hot you could fry an egg on my face.
Det. Ricardo Tubbs: Hope I never get that hungry.

Carl: Oh no! Homer's going over those falls!
Lenny: Oh good! He snagged that tree branch!
Carl: Oh no! The Branch broke off!
Lenny: Oh good! He can grab onto them pointy rocks!
Carl: Oh no! Them pointy rocks broke his arms and legs!
Lenny: Oh good! Those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him!
Carl: Oh no! They're biting him! And stealing his pants!

Dave: Who are you talking to?
Wally: I'm talking to you, you prick.
Dave: Why don't you look me in the eye and say that?
Wally: I would if I could but I can't, I'm blind.
Dave: You're blind?
Wally: Yes I'm blind, what are you fucking deaf?
Dave: Yes, I'm fucking deaf!
Wally: You're really deaf?
Dave: I'm really deaf.
Wally: Then how do you know what I'm saying?
Dave: Because I'm reading your lips now you want the job or not?

Bunk: (slightly sympathetic) Awe…fuck.
McNulty: Motherfucker.
Bunk: (under his breath) Fuck. Fuck. Fuckin’ fuck.
McNulty: Fuck.
Bunk: (under his breath) Mmm, fuck fuck…Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
McNulty: (curious) Fuck?
McNulty: (in pain) Fuck!
McNulty: Fuck
Bunk: (exclaims) Mother-Fucker!
McNulty: (astonished) Awe fuck….Awe fuck.
McNulty: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck…Fucker.
McNulty: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Bunk: Awe fuck.
Bunk: (stunned) Mother fucker.
McNulty: (shocked) Fuckin-A.
McNulty: (straining, using pliers) Fuuhck.
McNulty: (decisively) Motherfucker.
Bunk: (taken aback) Fuck Me.