*DICKTIONARY: 233 FUN WORDS FOR PENIS by Todd Harris Goldman, out now, published by Running Press*
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An interview with the author
Howdy there, Todd. At what age did you start drawing penises?
Probably at age three, when I heard my parents say "where's his penis?". I started drawing them hoping one day mine would grow. It hasn't.
Did you ever get into trouble at school for drawing penises on your books or on desks?
Absolutely. I would doodle penises non-stop. On the chalkboards, on the sides of buses, even on the backs of teachers when they weren't looking. I even drew a penis on my penis once.
Did your girlfriends ever give your penis nicknames?
Unfortunately, yes. A few I remember were: "are you kidding me?", "are you cold?", "is this some kind of joke?", and my favourite, "get the fuck out of here!".
Why are there only 233 penises in your book? Could you not think of a 234th one?
Well, I wanted to do a pink Moses along with my pink Jesus penis but I thought a penis holding the Ten Commandments wouldn't be be believable.
What picture in the book best sums up your penis?
Probably the blank page at the front of the book. Oh, and not because it's white.
The word 'penis' is great. Discuss.
Yes it is. Most people don't know this but penis spelled backwards in sinep.
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