Preferred Guises:

Lean Brit totty with washboard tum.

A twig.

Preferred Guises:

Lean, ultra-leggy Daisy Duke blonde.

Ultra-curvy, jean seam-troubling cowgirl.

Preferred Guises:

Curvy, bronzed body perfection.

Belly-totin' beer chick.

Preferred Guises:

Toned booty-shaker.

Curvalicious, big-boned pop diva.

Preferred Guises:

Nimble-bodied '80s/'90s pop queen.

Veiny, muscled Iggy Pop-alike.

Preferred Guises:

Brother Michael's female doppleganger.

George Foreman's female doppleganger.

Preferred Guises:

The leggy, fat-free posho from The Spice Girls.

Rib-chested glamour puss with giant bosoms.

Preferred Guises:

US TV sitcom beauty.

200lb+ spokeswoman against obesity.

Preferred Guises:

Ribby, short-skirted long-distance runner.

Short-skirted volleyball player.

Preferred Guises:

Roly-poly, heavyweight telly presenter.

Six-stone lighter, curvy divorcee.