Preferred Guises:
Lean Brit totty with washboard tum.
A twig.
Lean, ultra-leggy Daisy Duke blonde.Ultra-curvy, jean seam-troubling cowgirl.
Curvy, bronzed body perfection.
Belly-totin' beer chick.
Toned booty-shaker.
Curvalicious, big-boned pop diva.
Nimble-bodied '80s/'90s pop queen.
Veiny, muscled Iggy Pop-alike.
Brother Michael's female doppleganger.
George Foreman's female doppleganger.
The leggy, fat-free posho from The Spice Girls.
Rib-chested glamour puss with giant bosoms.
US TV sitcom beauty.
200lb+ spokeswoman against obesity.
Ribby, short-skirted long-distance runner.
Short-skirted volleyball player.
Roly-poly, heavyweight telly presenter.
Six-stone lighter, curvy divorcee.
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