Chucky

Orange hair, some sinister dungarees and a blade fetish mark Chucky out as a bona fide schizo. Also known as the ‘Lakeshore Strangler’ he has an admirable body of work, including tormenting and killing both women and children.

Fats, from Magic (1978)

Deeply disturbing, foul-mouthed ventriloquist’s dummy Fats is really just a slice of his master Corky’s multiple-personality defect. Fats convinces Corky to commit murders – once brilliantly using his wooden head as the murder weapon. Ultimately they kill themselves.
  "Abracadabra, I sit on his knee.
  Presto, change-o, and now he is me!
  Hocus Pocus, we take her to bed,
  Magic is fun...we're dead."

Orville the Duck

Hung around with Keith Harris, wore nappies, spoke in a pathetic falsetto voice and constantly wished for things he’d never attain. Classic case of closet schizophrenia and manic depression. Keep him away from sharp implements.

Saw puppet

Delivers recorded messages to victims of a brutal serial killer generally explaining how said killer’s sadistic traps work and what part of their body/someone else’s body they’ll need to remove in order to escape it. Nuff said really.

Mr Punch

Doesn’t listen to anyone, hits people with sticks and bats, has mad, painted cheeks and a crooked nose, and generally behaves like a deformed, child-murdering, wife-beating psychopath who’s addicted to cruelty.

Zelda from Terrahawks

The Imperial Queen of the Planet Guk. Lives on Mars, but probably smells like Ramsgate fish market and has sharp hair growing from her top lip. Terrifying for any young child and an awful advert for women in general.

Pob

Puff-cheeked weirdo with undignified fringe and constant look of shock on his mush. Probably cries hard when on the job.

Oscar the Grouch

Through Oscar the Grouch young children are supposed to “discover that people with different views and lifestyles can still be great friends”. What it really did was made them scared of bins. And rude to their elders.

Sue

Seemed dead level-headed and calm, collected even, but given the fact she was always in the company of a mute bear with a magic wand and a dog who wears red Wellingtons, she must have been mad in the head. Probably married to a serial killer now.

Emu

All birds, if analysed in detail, are a little bit scary. But not all of them, however, are mute, well strong, extremely aggressive and hang about with wispy-haired old men with shit shoes. Emu liked attacking celebrities. Would have been great entertainment in the VIP bit at V festival. Elsewhere, a TOTAL liability.