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Top 10 Footballers Who Look Like Ugly Women

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Tottenham Hotspur Playmaker Luka 'Just Call Me Hilda' Modric

Real Madrid Full-Back Sergio 'High School Chemistry Boffin' Ramos

Argentina Legend Diego 'Gran Head' Maradonna

Argentina Striker and Walking Salon Selectives Ad Cannigia

Liverpool's Gender Bender Forward Fernando Torres

Hull City Midfielder and (aka My Mate's Rough Sister) Jimmy Bullard

Sunderland Boss, ex-Man Utd Defender Steve Bruce aka Ethel d.o.b 1904

Andrea Silenzi, Permy Nottingham Forest Flop from the '90s

Robert Earnshaw, Nottingham Forest Striker. Please, no...

England's Captain Crybaby John Terry

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