George Best

If anyone could carry off hung-ver-chic is was Besty. Because he usually was.

Terry McDermott

Before the tache was claimed by gays, Liverpool owned it. See also Souness. And Ian Rush

Socrates

The man, when it comes to facial hair. Almost as stylish as Che.

Dave Seaman

The 'tache, the ponytail, the long, long volley pover the head

Rudi Voller

Truly loathsome little man, with truly loathsome little 'tache.

Alexi Lalas

Star made an impression in 1994 World Cup: on young, male American students, who all grew goatees.

Gabriel Batistuta

One of the geatest players to play the game, with one of the worst goatees

Frank Lampard, Senior

Chealsea star's dad and West Ham stalwart gives the Bestie a London run-out

Djibril Cisse

French player takes the Staines massive look to its logical conclusion

Abel Xavier

Former Portugese international, looks like an inverted Homer Simpson