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Some things in life are afforded the privilege of just having a one-word calling card. Why not celebrate them...

Facebook is a decent way to stay in touch with yer pals. Unfortunately, it's also a hive for the bored, the lonely and the plain moronic.

We’ve all heard of arachnophobia (fear of spiders) acrophobia (heights) and pteromerhanophobia (flying) but have you heard the one about the man who has an eternal fear for… otters?

People you definitely don’t want round for dinner. With their track records, there might not be a need for pudding…

Vertically challenged people are prone to "excessive narkiness", an "uncalled-for amount of sideways glances" and "being pricks".

Furry critters gatecrash your portrait for a photo you'll never forget. Funny gallery includes dirty dogs and copulating cats!

The Celeb Big Brother 'king' has starred in 50 films in his snarly acting career. Maxim uncovers some gems