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Grand National
A-Z of the World's Greatest Horse Race

Equip yourself for your once-a-year flutter on the horses by reading our A-Z of the Grand National. Everything you'll ever need to know about the greatest horse race of all time

Grand National

A is for Aintree

Home of ‘the National’ since February 26, 1839. In those days horses had to jump stone walls and tear across ploughed fields. Today, they simply have to gallop full pelt for 4 ½ miles while tackling thirty massive hedges and an array of hidden ditches. 

B is for Booze

Beer intake is just as grand as the race itself with more than 120,000 pints and 75,000 bottles of ale quaffed at the 40 public bars around the course. Weirdly, they also sell 9,000 balls of ice cream and 300 kilos of cheese.

C is for Champion

In late 1979, jockey Bob Champion was told he had cancer and given months to live. Around the same time the horse Aldaniti was close to being retired through serious leg trouble. Yet both beat their ailments and formed a perfect partnership for the 1981 National, racing up the final straight to beat Spartan Missile by four lengths. There was barely a dry eye left in the country.

D is for Drunkenness

In 1875 Irish amateur Thomas Pickernell was so plastered he lined up facing the wrong way and had to be pointed in the right direction by another rider. Halfway around his horse Pathfinder wanted to give up but through a mixture of blind luck and drunken anger Pickernell managed to force his mount to the finish and won by half a length.

E is for Easter Hero

Huge fetlock twisting pile-ups are a major part of the National’s appeal. Yet few crashes can rival the chaos caused by Easter Hero when he took a header at the Canal Turn in 1928 and only two horses made it to the finish – and one of them had to be re-mounted. Eventual winner Tipperary Tim raced in at 100-1. 

F is for Formula 1

Jockeys aren’t the only sore-arsed midgets to risk their neck at Aintree. In 1954 a motor-racing circuit was built around the horse track and from 1955 to 1962 it staged five British Grand Prix’s. Racing legend Sir Stirling Moss won three, and Jim Clark and Wolfgang von Trips one apiece.

G is for Ginger McCain

The name Red Rum is etched firmly into the history of the National, thanks to his record of three wins and two second places from 1973 to 1977. Yet Rummy wouldn’t have stood a chance without eccentric Ginger who took him for a dip in the sea before every race. To prove it wasn’t a fluke, Ginger also won the national in 2004 with Amberleigh House.

H is for Hedges

It takes 75 ground staff a month to make the Grand National fences out of a huge mound of Lake District spruce. At 5 feet 2, The Chair is the tallest and most fearsome thanks to a six-foot wide ditch on the take-off side.

I is for Iron Duke of Alburquerque

As a young boy the real-life Spanish aristo saw a film of the race and declared: “I will win that race one day”. He nearly died trying. On his first attempt in 1952, the Duke fell off at the sixth fence and woke up in Royal Liverpool Infirmary with a cracked vertebra in his neck. He survived unscathed from a fall in 1963, then in 1965 broke a leg after his horse collapsed from under him. In 1973 he was sent spiraling into orbit after his stirrup broke mid-race and in 1974, he entered the race in a plaster cast after he broke his collarbone in training – yet amazingly finished eight (and last) aboard Nereo: "I sat like sack of potatoes and gave the horse no help" he said afterwards. In 1976, the Duke was trampled and suffered multiple fractures that placed him in a coma for two days.

J is for James Wynne

On the morning of the 1862 race, Irish jockey James Wynne received news that his sister had suddenly died the day before. Rather than step down Wynne decided to race in her honour but suffered a nasty fall at The Chair. Wynne later died from internal injuries and to this day is the only jockey to be killed from wounds suffered in the race.

K is for Kiwi

When New Zealander Spencer Gollan entered Moiffa into the 1904 race he had no idea what fate would bring. As the ship carrying the horse sailed into the Irish Sea it was suddenly hit by a violent storm and sunk without trace. Moiffa was thought lost but the next day a fisherman heard a strange noise coming from an uninhabited island and found the thoroughbred on a beach. News of Moiffa’s amazing escape soon spread – the horse had swum almost 50 miles to safety – and Gollan decided it was still fit enough to enter the race, which it promptly won.

L is for Lottery

Aptly this is the name of the first horse to win the National at Aintree in 1839. In the same race Captain Martin Becher took a nosedive into the brook at the sixth fence and it has been called Becher's Brook ever since.

M is for McCoy

Tony McCoy has been the Champion Jockey for the last 13 years and ridden more than 3000 winners. Yet he’s never won the Grand National.

N is for Nationwide Outburst

After guiding Rough Quest to a length and a half victory over Encore Un Peu in 1996, jockey Mick Fitzgerald was asked by Des Lynam what it felt like to win. On live TV Fitzgerald replied: “After that, sex is an anti-climax”.

O is for Odds

Only four of the last 33 favourites have won the national. But that doesn’t mean you’ll make a fortune by backing a rank outside as only four horses have won with odds of 100-1 – and none with anything higher.

P is for Popham Down

100-1 shot Foinavon may have stumbled home to win the 1967 National but the real star of the show was riderless Popham Down, who ran across the front of fence 23 just as the lead horses were starting to jump. Foinavon was so far behind the rest of the field he could simply skirt around the angry mass of remounting jockeys and race home in the clear.

Q is for Quids

Lots of them. The Total prize fund for the race is £900,000, with £506,970 going to the winner. Bookies also take in around £500million in bets every year.

R is for Runners

The 1929 race saw 66 horses charge down to the first fence. Yet today only 40 horses are allowed to take part, despite the fact that hundreds are entered from all corners of the globe. So while you may back a blind, three-legged mule that refuses at the first, just remember that it’s still one of steeplechasing’s elite.

S is for Spectators

The 70,000 racegoers that crowd into Aintee every year are joined by an estimated TV audience of 600million viewers in 140 countries. Domestically, the race grabs a share of around 66% of the UK's TV audience.

T is for Terrorists

Many an Irish punter shed a tear in 1997, when the race was abandoned after a pair of coded bomb threats were received from the IRA. 60,000 spectators, jockeys, race officials and local residents were immediately evacuated – including Des Lynam live on TV. The race was eventually run on the Monday and won by Lord Gyllene.

U is for Unluckiest Loser

Theories about crowd noise, strange shadows, slipped turf and even a heart attack have been put forward. Yet nobody still knows why the Queen Mother’s horse Devon Lock suddenly jumped onto his belly as he was romping home to victory in the 1956 National – the year of the Queen’s coronation. The Royal Family has never got so close again.

V is for Void

1993 will always be known as the national that wasn’t. First the start was held-up by a bunch of tree-hugging animal activists who broke onto the track. Then the starting tape got wrapped around Richard Dunwoody’s neck just as the field set off. A false start was immediately called but 30 of the 39 starters didn’t get the massage and tore across the fences as normal. Chaos rapidly ensued as word spread and horses came to a halt at random points all over the course. Seven of them eventually made it to the finish with John White on Esha Ness crossing the line to be told the miserable news that he had won, er, nothing.

W is for Winners

Picking a winner at the National is pretty much impossible. But according to the stats your best hope is to back a nine-year-old from Ireland carrying less than 11 stone in weight. Never – repeat, never – go for anything grey, female or French. And if the going’s heavy then just shut your eyes and stick a pin in the list of riders as a grand total of 16 horses have finished the last three ‘heavy’ races out of 120 starters.

X is for X-Ray

Horses and jockeys both risk their necks in the National, so it’s no surprise that on race day the in-field is crammed full of vets and doctors. The on-site equine hospital also has a huge horse x-ray unit and solarium and is serviced by a fleet of horse ambulances with special equine oxygen masks.

Y is for Youngest

In 1938 Bruce Hobbs became the youngest ever winner of the race when he crossed the line on the back of Battleship at the tender age of 17.

Z is for Zoedone

Most people spend their race winning on champagne and women but after scooping £800 on the Cesarewitch in 1883, Bohemian diplomat Count Charles Kimsky went one better and bought Zeodone to have a crack at the National. After a brief bit of training he took on the pros and won in the second slowest time ever recorded. The Count came back two years later for another crack only for Zoedone to be mysteriously poisoned by a rival.


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