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Roy of the Rovers in HR Scandal!
Roy Race: Super Striker or Sexual Deviant?

Who would have thought that Melchester Rovers' main man would have such a hands-on policy with his players? Harry Redknapp take note - this is how you control deviant players like Ledley King!

By Stu Mesh

May 2009

As much as we love Roy Race and the whole red-and-yella Melchester Rovers scene, it has come to our attention that the Flash Gordon-esque goal-getter is as fond of grappling with other players as he is scoring vital, inconceivable goals.

Check this lot out (see right) from the brilliant new Roy of the Rovers compendium annual and you'll see what we mean. HR!

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