Wenger stopping his players from having mutts (ish), tiger tails lodged firmly between legs and Pompey no longer going to the dogs.

Being an England fan is a heady mix of joy, despair and embarrassment. With added despair. And embarrassment. Witness our Mighty Lions least valiant Moments...

Big Sam making Steve McClaren look astute, Steve Bruce getting a nice Brummie reception and the invasion of the Beachballs.

Brazilian Division 2 side Viana needed to win 11-0 to secure promotion. Guess what, they did!

Pampered Premier League refs, the start of "proper football time", some sombre Range Rovers glugging back to the capital and Blackburn singing the Black Eyed Peas.

Walter Mazzarri gets maximum points in his first game as Napoli boss thanks to a stoppage time winner, two brilliant Brazilians unpick plucky Roma and five of the best from the uncompromising Inter Milan...

False teeth, real tears, naughty winkers, teenage prodigies and the dreaded pens/metatarsals. It can only be the Three Lions...