Yes, they ARE designed for kids. But how us grown-up fellas not ADMIRE the little fellas? Our favourite is Naranjito: he's an orange with a football under his arm! Awesome.

Nobody remembers the losers, right? They do when they were as talented as this lot. We present the best teams to narrowly miss out on World Cup glory...

"Chelsea's" Martin Atkinson turning his back on Man U, Dan Gosling morphing into Carlos Alberto, an "untweeted" penalty miss and yet more sporting David and Goliath references.

Wenger stopping his players from having mutts (ish), tiger tails lodged firmly between legs and Pompey no longer going to the dogs.

Being an England fan is a heady mix of joy, despair and embarrassment. With added despair. And embarrassment. Witness our Mighty Lions least valiant Moments...

Big Sam making Steve McClaren look astute, Steve Bruce getting a nice Brummie reception and the invasion of the Beachballs.

Brazilian Division 2 side Viana needed to win 11-0 to secure promotion. Guess what, they did!