 Wenger stopping his players from having mutts (ish), tiger tails lodged firmly between legs and Pompey no longer going to the dogs. |
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 Being an England fan is a heady mix of joy, despair and embarrassment. With added despair. And embarrassment. Witness our Mighty Lions least valiant Moments... |
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 Big Sam making Steve McClaren look astute, Steve Bruce getting a nice Brummie reception and the invasion of the Beachballs. |
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 Brazilian Division 2 side Viana needed to win 11-0 to secure promotion. Guess what, they did! |
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 Pampered Premier League refs, the start of "proper football time", some sombre Range Rovers glugging back to the capital and Blackburn singing the Black Eyed Peas. |
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 Walter Mazzarri gets maximum points in his first game as Napoli boss thanks to a stoppage time winner, two brilliant Brazilians unpick plucky Roma and five of the best from the uncompromising Inter Milan... |
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 False teeth, real tears, naughty winkers, teenage prodigies and the dreaded pens/metatarsals. It can only be the Three Lions... |
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