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Gingers Beware!

A woman has just given birth in the hospital.

When she wakes up from a long sleep the doctor approaches her.
"I have some good news and some bad news..."
"What do you mean?!"
"I'm afraid your baby has ginger hair."
"Thank God that's the bad news! What's the good news?"
"He's dead."

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