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Ugly Shopper

A very ugly woman walks into a supermarket with her two kids.

The supermarket security guard asks, "Are they twins?"

The ugly woman says, "No, he's 9 and she's 7. Why? Do you think they really look alike?"

"No," replies the guard. "I just can’t believe you got laid twice."

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