Wayne

A woman is being interviewed by social services about her claim for Family Credit on the basis that she has 8 children and no job. The social worker asks for the childrens' names.
"OK," says the mother, "There's Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne."
"Heavens," cries the social worker, "isn't that a bit confusing?"
"Not at all, it's very simple, when I want them all to do something I just call out WAYNE and they all come running."
"But what about when you want them to do something individually?"
"I just use their surnames..."