This chap is in a bar one night and goes over to a women standing at the jukebox, and grabs her on the ass.
"What the hell do you think you are doing?" she screams.
"I'm sorry,"he replies. "I thought you were my Ole Lady."
"Why you drunken, good for nothing asshole," she says.
To which he replies: "See! You sound just like her..."
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