Pineapple Plantation

A pineapple plantation owner in Hawaii was having a problem with his trees.
He called in an agronomist to evaluate the situation.
"Your problem can easily be solved if you cover the base of each tree with cat manure!" advised the agronomist.
With some difficulty and great expense the owner was able to secure enough manure for his trees. The trees produced a bumper crop of pineapples, with just a minor problem, they tasted a bit strange.
With some concern, the owner called his distributor on the mainland as asked, "Harry, do you think you can sell pineapples that taste a little like pussy?"
"I'm not sure, Harry answered, but, if you can figure out a way to make pussy taste a little like pineapple, we'll make a fortune!!!"