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The Prescription

This fellow went into a pharmacy and asked for a vial of Cyanide. The pharmacist asked what he wanted it for.
The man answered, 'I want to kill my wife.'
'I'm sorry Sir,' the pharmacist replied, 'but under such circumstances I can't sell you any Cyanide.'
The chap reaches into his wallet and produces a photo of his wife.
The pharmacist blushes and replies, 'I am sorry Sir, I didn't realise you had a prescription.'

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