The Desperate Sailor

A sailor who has been at sea for several months comes into port and heads for a brothel. He tells the man at the desk he'd like some sex, but he doesn't have much money.

The man tells him a girl will cost him and a sex show . The sailor is desperate as he only has , having lost most of his money in cards games aboard ship. 'You've got to help me out I've been at sea for months and I really need some sex. You've got to do something for me. Please!'

The man thinks for a moment, takes the money, and directs the sailor to one of the upstairs rooms. Once inside the room the sailor looks around but the only thing he sees is a chicken. Desperate for some action, he resigns himself to shagging the chicken and quickly leaves.

Two weeks later, he returns, this time having won a few bucks on ship. 'What do you have for ,' he asks. The man directs him upstairs once again to a different room.

Opening the door, the room is packed with men shoulder to shoulder all watching lesbians through a one-way mirror on the wall. The sailor's eyes light up as he watches and remarking to a man standing next to him, 'This is great.'

The man replies, 'If you think this is great, you should have been here 2 weeks ago. There was a guy shagging a chicken!'