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Confessional

A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years and tells the priest he's been having sexual intercourse with a pig ever since his wife died.

The priest asks him if he intends to continue doing it and whether the pig is a male or female.

'No! I'm not doing it anymore!' says the farmer. 'And the pig is a female, of course. What the hell do you think I am - a goddamn queer?

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