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Fallen Angels

Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: 'TWO PROSTITUTES - 0.00.'

A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail.

Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: 'JESUS SAVES.'

One of the ladies asked the cop, 'How come you don't stop them?!'

'Well, that's a little different,' the cop smiled. 'Their sign pertains to religion.'

So the two ladies of the night unhappily took their sign down and drove off.

The following day the same cop noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again.

Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read:

'TWO FALLEN ANGELS SEEKING PETER - 0.00.'

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