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The Homesick Trucker

A trucker goes into a whorehouse and hands the Madam five hundred dollars. He says, 'I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich.'

The Madam says, 'For that kind of money, you could have one of my finest girls and surf and turf.'

The trucker says, 'I ain't horny, I'm homesick.'

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