Survived a usually fatal disease at birth.
£10,000 in parking fines.
Car impounded 27 times.
£300,000 fine for throwing darts at the youth team.
Won £25,000 in a casino, gave £1,000 to a tramp outside.
Rescued a child from bullying.
Threw tomatoes at some Serie A manager.
Threw water balloons at a Serie A manager.
Started a fight with 4 bouncers after breaking the no-touching rule at a strip club.
Thinks milk with tea is strange.
Bibotelli saga.
Had a £120,000 Audi R8 imported and write it off within a week.
Had his friends approach girls in clubs and say, "Balotelli will see you now".
Sent to John Lewis to buy essentials for hi house. Cam back with a Vespa, a giant trampoline and a Scalextric.
Started fights with Kompany, Boateng and Tevez in training.
Was frequently seen at the AC Milan superstore whilst playing for Inter.
Had to go off during a game in Ukraine because he was allergic to the pitch.
Once broke up with a girlfriend via text whilst she was presenting a live TV show.
***Mental chicken hat.
When he won the Euorpean Golden Boy trophy he said he had never heard of Jack Wilshere.
Said he would find out who he was so he could remind Wilshere he came second.
Drove his car into a women's prison so he could have a look around.
Swore on live TV after the FA Cup Final
Attempted a roulette backheel against LA Galaxy and missed.
Connections with the Naples mafia, he even testified in court at a mafia trial.
Brought iPad to bench during international friednly.
Set house on fire using fireworks.
Said only Messi is a "little stronger" than him and that he is better than all other players.
"Why always me?" shirt, made for him by City kit man, Chappy.
Drove around Manchester the day after the 6-1 thrashing of United high-fiving fans from his car.
Became the face of a firework safety campaign the day after setting his house on fire.
Hands £20 notes out to strangers in Manchester.
Chanted "Rooney! Rooney!" at the prostitute who claimed to have slept with Wayne.
Turned the lanscaped back garden of his rented mansion into a quad bike racetrack.
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