Modern Toss, those chaps who brought you Mr Tourette, Buy More Shit Or We're All Fucked shopping bags and the wonder of Alan, have branched out. Not only will they soon be bringing you Chaos Laboratories and more Toss gems, they are also moving into the telecommunications network.
So, you will not only be able to pick up a beautiful, hand-printed edition of Modern Poetry, from the Abuser himself, you can also get an App for your iPhone which has a host of choice shoutings by Drive-by Abuser. What could be more helpful as you struggle through the day than an App which saves you the trouble of thinking about abuse, and simply does the yelling for you? Nothing, that's what. Buy it and feel the stress lift. It's called Pocket Shouter and you can BUY IT HERE.
Watch a demo of the app here.
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